I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain.

I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain.

Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat.

If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat.

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon read more

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare.

I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a wearer of new clothes.

I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a wearer of new clothes.

The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice.

The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

No man is esteemed for gay garments but by fools and women.

No man is esteemed for gay garments but by fools and women.

Beauty when most unclothed is clothed best.

Beauty when most unclothed is clothed best.