Maxioms by George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
