Maxioms by George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to read more
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.