Maxioms by George Carlin
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams read more
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
