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... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more

... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..

by George Carlin Found in: Zombies Quotes,
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

by George Carlin Found in: Answers Quotes,
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