Maxioms by George Carlin
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
