Maxioms by George Carlin
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
