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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

by George Carlin Found in: Alcohol Quotes,
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his read more

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse

by George Carlin Found in: Possibility Quotes,
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