Maxioms by George Carlin
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
