Maxioms by George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
