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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

by George Carlin Found in: Advertising Quotes,
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

by George Carlin Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

by George Carlin Found in: People Quotes,
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

by George Carlin Found in: Answers Quotes,
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

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