Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?