Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans