Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.

Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

It is easier to stay out than get out.