Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do read more

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first