Maxioms by Mark Twain
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".