Mark Twain

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.