Mark Twain

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in read more

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.