Mark Twain

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.