A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of read more

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from read more

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.

Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you read more

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Old age come on apace to ravage all the clime.

Old age come on apace to ravage all the clime.