Maxioms by Mark Twain
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.