Maxioms by Mark Twain
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
