Maxioms Pet

X
  •   6  /  11  

    I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  19  /  31  

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

by Agnes Repplier Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  39  

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

by Don Williams, Jr Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  32  

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished read more

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

by Jonathan Swift Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  37  /  49  

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

by Rufus Choate Found in: Irony Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  21  

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

by Edward Young Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  19  /  25  

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I read more

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

by Kelli Jae Baeli Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  15  /  25  

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

by Thomas Carlyle Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  24  

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

by George Eliot Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  28  /  27  

As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.

As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.

Maxioms Web Pet