Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.