Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
