Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
