Groucho Marx

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.