Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.