Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.