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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Humor Quotes,
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Unhappiness Quotes,
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