Groucho Marx

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.