Maxioms by Groucho Marx
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open