Maxioms by George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this read more
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.