Fran Lebowitz

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.