Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
