Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
