Fran Lebowitz

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.