Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
