Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
