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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Opponents Quotes,
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Capitalism Quotes,
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Waiting Quotes,
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Originality Quotes,
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