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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Buying Quotes,
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Capitalism Quotes,
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The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Listening Quotes,
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