Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
