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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Buying Quotes,
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Life Quotes,
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sports:football Quotes,
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Originality Quotes,
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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Opponents Quotes,
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