Fran Lebowitz

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.