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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Opponents Quotes,
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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Telephone Quotes,
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Teenage Quotes,
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