Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
