Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
