Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Only the little people pay taxes.

Only the little people pay taxes.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.