Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.