Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
