Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
