Maxioms by Dave Barry
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer read more
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, read more
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out read more
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My read more
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.