Maxioms by Dave Barry
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will read more
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to read more
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look read more
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell read more
We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the read more
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.