Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from his funny bone.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

"And now, Madam," I addressed her, "we shall try who shall get the
breeches."

"And now, Madam," I addressed her, "we shall try who shall get the
breeches."

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a read more

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions