Maxioms by Dave Barry
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver read more
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver hates you.
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to read more
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer read more
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'.
People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
