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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
