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Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells read more
The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells what the kernel is.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which read more
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, read more
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss.".
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
