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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer read more
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.
