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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which read more
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
