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It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which read more
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks read more
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
