Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it read more

Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Stamps God's own name upon a lie just made,
To turn a penny in the way of trade.

Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it

Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.