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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
