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If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
