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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
