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Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

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Who dares, wins.

Who dares, wins.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

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Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.

Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.

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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".

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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.

Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.

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People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!

People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!

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