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Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
