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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
