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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
