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Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Unwavering obedience to the true principals we learn will assure us spiritual survival.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
