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The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
