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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
