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Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to read more
To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to kill a fly on his friend's forehead.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
