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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
