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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.