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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
