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The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.

The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.

by Anonymous Found in: Cowardice Quotes,
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The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

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My Karma ran over your dogma.

My Karma ran over your dogma.

by Anonymous Found in: Karma Quotes,
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

by Anonymous Found in: Money Quotes,
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".

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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

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Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

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If you can't love, learn how to flatter.

If you can't love, learn how to flatter.

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Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.

Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.

by Anonymous Found in: Tenderness Quotes,
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