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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer read more
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
