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Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks read more
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
