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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.
Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.
Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.
