Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected

Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns read more

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.