Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'