A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.