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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
