The computer is a moron.

The computer is a moron.

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, read more

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.