Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come read more

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come of it.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.