Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him read more

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.