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    When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

by Socrates Found in: Children Quotes,
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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does read more

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist.

by Voltaire Found in: Children Quotes,
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

by Jesse Jackson Found in: Children Quotes,
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in read more

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music

by Gareth Owen Found in: Children Quotes,
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The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Children Quotes,
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