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Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad read more
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
He who teaches children learns more than they do
He who teaches children learns more than they do
You will always be your child's favorite toy
You will always be your child's favorite toy
