One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went read more

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is about.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is about.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read more

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that read more

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.