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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Children are the keys of paradise.
Children are the keys of paradise.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend
A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend
You will always be your child's favorite toy
You will always be your child's favorite toy
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.