In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went read more

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.