Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does read more

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist.

You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.