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    One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

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Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the read more

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Children Quotes,
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Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime.

by Herbert Ward Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future

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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Children Quotes,
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When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went read more

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

by James Matthew Barrie Found in: Children Quotes,
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Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

by Victor Hugo Found in: Children Quotes,
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Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in read more

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music

by Gareth Owen Found in: Children Quotes,
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A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

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Children have more need of models than critics.

Children have more need of models than critics.

by Joseph Joubert Found in: Children Quotes,
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