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    One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

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You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

by Vicki Lansky Found in: Children Quotes,
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Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

by Victor Hugo Found in: Children Quotes,
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Children Quotes,
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

by Maya Angelou Found in: Children Quotes,
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Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, read more

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is again made clean.

by Dag Hammarskjold Found in: Children Quotes,
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All children have creative power.

All children have creative power.

by Brenda Ueland Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children are the keys of paradise.

Children are the keys of paradise.

by Eric Hoffer Found in: Children Quotes,
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

by James Arthur Baldwin Found in: Children Quotes,
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