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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to read more
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
