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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

by Epperson's Law Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

by Charlotte Whitton Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

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A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

by P. J. O'rourke Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

by Hedy Lamarr Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

by Source Unknown Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

by Erica Jong Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with

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