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Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.
Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to read more
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
