I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.